Top 10 ways to pull off "sketchy"
1) wear/own anything Ed Hardy
2) Answer every question with another question
3) Frequently say things like "don' worry about it"
4) if anyone asks, your parents died when you were 6
5) Whenever entering a room, make sure to be taking off leather gloves slowly
6) Always look behind/around you with a guilty expression
7) tinted windows
8) Loud breathing. (this is key especially during telephone conversations)
9) Blue tooth ear pieces (key for misleading your prey)
10) Carry a brief case. Just because.
Fucking eh! I agree with the bluetooth comment, not only dose it make some people seem all degrees of sketchy, it also pushes the douche bag envelope as well, once respectable middle age men now seem like total self important shit bags....
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