Top 10 ways to pull off "sketchy"
1) wear/own anything Ed Hardy
2) Answer every question with another question
3) Frequently say things like "don' worry about it"
4) if anyone asks, your parents died when you were 6
5) Whenever entering a room, make sure to be taking off leather gloves slowly
6) Always look behind/around you with a guilty expression
7) tinted windows
8) Loud breathing. (this is key especially during telephone conversations)
9) Blue tooth ear pieces (key for misleading your prey)
10) Carry a brief case. Just because.
