Hatin.

You know what I hate?

I hate when you're eating a wrap, and all the shit falls out of the bottom

I hate it when your pen runs out of ink right when youre writing something important.

I hate it when you're using a toilet with an automatic flusher, and it flushes too soon and sprays your ass. 

I hate it when people do the horns wrong. 

I hate it when you have a huge wedgy in a public place and you cant pick it. 

I hate it when you're stretching back and one of your friends pokes you in the stomach (ruining stretch satisfaction)

I hate it when the radio plays the same shitty song 8 times in one hour. 

I hate the Radio.

I hate it when someone on the bus pushes the "stop" button when the bus is pulling into the bus terminal.

Warm beer. 

I hate it when my cat takes a shit in the litterbox, then jumps out and starts digging at the tile. There's no litter there cat. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! 

I hate when people ask how its going, and you say "not much". 

I hate it when your smoke alarm goes off when you're cooking something that isnt even burnt. 

I hate it when you're taking a picture and your camera waits about 23 seconds before actually going off. 

I hate it when technology is smarter than me.

I hate it when my roommate plays "party in the USA" in the morning. 

I hate it when you try to eat rice with chop sticks. 

I hate it when you bend down to pick something up and drop something else. 

I hate it when you're making out with someone and one of you has a snot that's whistling (carlin, but worth repeating)

I hate it when i get lost in IKEA

I hate when your holding a rose, and one of the thorns stab you. 

I hate it when your mom stop somewhere, and has to park. and all they take is quarters and she doesnt have any, so she makes you go back and do what she was doing. 

I hate it when your cooking bacon and the grease spits burning oil at you. ass hole.

I hate it when guys wear girls pants.

I hate it when someone walks into a movie when it's half way through and starts asking a lot of questions.

I hate it when fat people wear tight clothing, and their fat hangs over their pants.. so you just see the bottom of it hanging out under the shirt. 

I hate when onions make you cry. 

I hate when you hear birds in the morning, then crows come in and start yelling over them.

I hate it when you bite the inside of cheek.