THINGS TRASHY PEOPLE LIKE

TALK SHOWS:
 Being on and/or around the stage of dramatic and shocking talk shows are a must.
Jerry Springer, Rikki Lake, and Montel  are just a few examples of what having the family insest exposed  looks like on national television.




SMOKING CIGARETTES:
Always a favourite hobby, sitting around smoking (the cheapest possible) cigarettes is a good way to rebel against things like health and hygiene


BAD HAIRCUTS: more specifically of the mullet variety.
- Grown out and obvious roots- not to suggest that they dont care...More so that they put TOO much effort into the wrong things. (like maintaining corn rows, and mullets)


WHITE BEATERS (for wife beatings)
Women should be put in their place. You need the right clothing to do that in the right way.


 (MUSIC VARIES FROM GROUP TO GROUP BASED ON ORIGIN OF SAID TRASH)
But more or less it boils down to either:
- 80's HAIR METAL BANDS (and wearing their t-shirts)
- Country Music
or
- early 90's rap groups who didnt QUITE make it. (MONTEL JORDAN)


GOLD HOOP EARINGS:
High FASH ON


A VARIETY OF CHILDREN (from a variety of men)




MAINTAINING FOOD STAINS ON CLOTHING (in the mouth region generally)


BAD TEETH


BAD TATTOOS


CHEAP BEER (SHOT GUNNING IT)


PLENTY OF HAIRSPRAY


CHEMICALLY ENHANCED FOODS:
McDonalds is real food


WELFARE (LIVING OFF OF IT)


LACK OF GENERAL TASTE


TRUCKZ


VARIOUS DRUG ADDICTIONS (All kinds of drugs)


TEENAGE PREGNANCIES


(MEN) OVER SIZED PANTS
(WOMEN) UNDERSIZED EVERYTHING


POLITICALLY INCORRECT VIEWS (yelling them)


LITTERING


RHINESTONES


DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL


GOING TO THE MALL TO PICK UP CHICKS


WRESTLING


SOUPING UP NEONS


FIGHTING


STRIPPING


SMALL TOWNS


PORN (Being in it)


BEING OBNOXIOUS IN PUBLIC:
I'm sure it was really hot and everything, but the entire bus doesnt want to hear about how he was nailing you on the pick nick bench you have out beside the trailer at 4PM on a sunday. Shhh




BEING OUT OF SHAPE (in the worst ways)


EXCESSIVE TEXT MESSAGING


SUPERSTITION: Youtube Leprocaun in alabama


WALMART:
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS NEED MORE STUFF YOU DONT NEED


MATCHING (EVERYTHING)


"Sweat" PANTS AND TRACK SUITS IN PUBLIC
I don't know about you, but seeing 'PRINCESS" or "JUICY" on the ass of a pair of terry cloth track pants just makes me jealous. Really jealous.