Gimee the loot!

Getting robbed is never really something you expect to happen to you..especially on a really busy street corner, walking with your friend and a bike on a tuesday night.
I want to say first- that I ALMOST was mugged by four (4) guys (who were really not helping to stop any stereo types) but wasnt in the end - and am very.. very lucky.
But I mean, what the fuck Toronto- these guys were amateurs.
I actually had to stop halfway between - "hey stop bitches" and "how much loot you got in your bag" and wonder to myself, hang on, am i getting fucking robbed here? or hit on, or what...
BAD FORM, THIEVES
If you're actually going to rob someone, dont stand around and chat about it. I have shit I could be doing.


....Second: Repeatedly saying things like "dont make me make a scene" and "i've done this before ok" arent really that scary.
In fact, the more you're saying it, the less I believe you and the more i think you're a gigantic vagina. Hence: Mugging failure.

Third: I literally took out my wallet, opened it and showed it to these four fine gentlemen, explaining that I didnt have any cash, and therefor they were robbing the wrong people. They proceded to stare at the wallet like it was something on display in a fucking infomercial.
C'MON. If you were really that desperate, you would've snatched it out of my hand like crack to a crack head. Or grocery coupons to a senior..


Over all, i give this mugging attempt 2.6 /10 on the afraid-o-meter.